tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9221697.post6845254399753529463..comments2023-10-20T02:49:05.792-05:00Comments on Morse Hellhole: Broken buzzer, please callCraig Gernhardthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04866622431907267817noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9221697.post-79636978213586354042013-02-14T14:57:48.473-06:002013-02-14T14:57:48.473-06:00You people need to learn how to use the "ghet...You people need to learn how to use the "ghetto-buzzer". You go to the side or back of the building and holla out the name of the resident at the windows of the person you are trying to visit. They will then let you in the back door. You can, instead of using their name, yell and scream other assorted noises, e.g. whistles, quacks, bellows, horns, grunts, etc.<br />Remember, you Chip Bagghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12877551843286877876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9221697.post-14354593900899771352013-02-14T12:30:49.491-06:002013-02-14T12:30:49.491-06:00It's part of the charm of living in the slums ...It's part of the charm of living in the slums Hillari-babes. Welcome to the Hellhole. At least we have good bicycle pizza delivery and the guys who shit bricks do it in stacked piles on the street.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00394483640361005561noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9221697.post-80363296978471587112013-02-14T01:14:34.971-06:002013-02-14T01:14:34.971-06:00I lived in a building where the buzzer wasn't ...I lived in a building where the buzzer wasn't working for weeks. Everytime I ordered pizza, I had to go all the way downstairs to the lobby to get it. After awhile, I didn't mind the exercise. But it became a real problem when I had problem getting mail and packages, and friends and relatives couldn't reach me. When everybody in the building started screaming at the landlord, it Hillarihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00842127072237864050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9221697.post-18600303031085201612013-02-14T01:00:30.933-06:002013-02-14T01:00:30.933-06:00The Broken Buzzers of Rogers Park.The Broken Buzzers of Rogers Park.Chip Bagghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12877551843286877876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9221697.post-55694030511065806352013-02-13T23:58:55.469-06:002013-02-13T23:58:55.469-06:00Hey bigshot editor, publisher, news reporter. When...Hey bigshot editor, publisher, news reporter. When will you stop bitching about little "god damn notherfuckers" and start blogging and doing news. Get off your lazy ass and do news or shut the fuck up. Go do a bubble bath with one of your skanks if you don't have the cojones to do news and man up to the job. Stop bitching like a skank. Do news.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00394483640361005561noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9221697.post-60270798270052192582013-02-13T23:41:09.782-06:002013-02-13T23:41:09.782-06:00Most Everyblockheads are on suicide watch by now. ...Most Everyblockheads are on suicide watch by now. Don't worry about them god damn motherfuckers. They're like Hugh and about godfuckingdamn dead already.Craig Gernhardthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04866622431907267817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9221697.post-82349461140973930142013-02-13T20:43:42.226-06:002013-02-13T20:43:42.226-06:00Goddammit PB you moron stop flaming EveryBlock mot...Goddammit PB you moron stop flaming EveryBlock motherfucker. Its not polite to talk about the dead. Get with the program and start finding bricks and piles of dirt to wail about. Jesus Christ. Step in line.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08155652762517396271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9221697.post-31065700304385689742013-02-13T19:09:26.760-06:002013-02-13T19:09:26.760-06:00Shit if every block were still around we could hav...Shit if every block were still around we could have made a post maybe earned a badge for doing it, and alerted neighbors to be on the lookout for broken buzzers in our midst. PBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15515331312331519429noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9221697.post-12337408580873812552013-02-13T18:21:20.693-06:002013-02-13T18:21:20.693-06:00When did Craig's "Germania Fluffer" ...When did Craig's "Germania Fluffer" start giving legal advice? Stick to fluffing and lay off the legal advice. Do what you do best buddy.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00394483640361005561noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9221697.post-731902765212779122013-02-13T15:52:24.448-06:002013-02-13T15:52:24.448-06:00Municipal Ordinance also requires property addres...Municipal Ordinance also requires property address to be posted and visible at/on the rear of all property. If the city would enforce, ticket and levy fines on violators of all the above listed items, it would be a significant amount of $$$$.mclhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07338064808259059215noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9221697.post-38064711870499103872013-02-13T14:46:35.567-06:002013-02-13T14:46:35.567-06:00Hot postal workers are a turn on. Press my buzzer ...Hot postal workers are a turn on. Press my buzzer and I'll show you how to stuff a boxAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00394483640361005561noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9221697.post-72699358230823172562013-02-13T12:52:06.695-06:002013-02-13T12:52:06.695-06:00I used to work for the U.S. Post Office. Often ti...I used to work for the U.S. Post Office. Often times I would search for names on the mailbox that weren't posted. A senior carrier said, "That’s easy, no name, no mail. Take it back to the station." It made my life much easier. You'd be surprised how fast people got their names posted after that (especially the people who were expecting checks).rogerspark60645https://www.blogger.com/profile/03733272962115380532noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9221697.post-78298974278182435922013-02-13T11:48:35.826-06:002013-02-13T11:48:35.826-06:00Failure to report a broken buzzer to the police ca...Failure to report a broken buzzer to the police can result in conspiracy charges or worse. Officer Ponytail will sniff this out in a flash. Fucking report addresses, names and other information or you might end up in the slammer.Patrol Officer B.https://www.blogger.com/profile/10497928709562202007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9221697.post-87785593848827695492013-02-13T08:49:08.473-06:002013-02-13T08:49:08.473-06:00It's actually goddamned illegal to have broken...It's actually goddamned illegal to have broken buzzers that aren't working. If a goddamned police officer or firefighter can't respond because of a buzzer, the landlord is liable. You should 311 every instance of a broken buzzer ya's find. It's against goddamned city ordinance. Serious.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08155652762517396271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9221697.post-72399555334555191282013-02-13T08:17:21.608-06:002013-02-13T08:17:21.608-06:00Getting buzzers fixed is a hassle. Often the wiri...Getting buzzers fixed is a hassle. Often the wiring is ancient and troubleshooting the problem gets expensive real quick. Replacing the entire system is also expensive. These systems are at least partially outside and have to operate even after being subjected to 100+ degree temperature swings and wet conditions.<br /><br />That being said, there is no excuse for not having working buzzers. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04661368333648270182noreply@blogger.com