Verse 1:
Oh Jan Schakowsky, Oh Jan Schakowsky, why do you hate our Hol-i-day.
Oh Jan Schakowsky, Oh Jan Schakowsky, why do you hate our Holiday.
If you were just half wide-awake, you’d burn non-Christians at the stake.
Oh Schakowsky, Oh Jan Schakowsky, why do you hate our Christmas.
Verse 2:
Oh Jan Schakowsky, Oh Jan Schakowsky, why do you hate our Hol-i-day.
Oh Jan Schakowsky, Oh Jan Schakowsky, why do you hate our Holiday.
Baby Jesus rides in Santa’s sleigh, fighting against cultural decay.
Oh Jan Schakowsky, Oh Jan Schakowsky, why do you hate our Christmas.
Verse 3:
Oh Jan Schakowsky, Oh Jan Schakowsky, why do you hate our Hol-i-day.
Oh Jan Schakowsky, Oh Jan Schakowsky, why do you hate our Holiday.
You love the lesbians and gays, but won’t support this holy day.
Oh Jan Schakowsky, Oh Jan Schakowsky, why do you hate our Christmas.
Verse 4:
Oh Jan Schakowsky, Oh Jan Schakowsky, why do you hate our Hol-i-day.
Oh Jan Schakowsky, Oh Jan Schakowsky, why do you hate our Holiday.
You won’t fund soldiers in Iraq, but make war on Christmas with your act.
Oh Jan Schakowsky, Oh Jan Schakowsky, why do you hate our Christmas.
9 comments:
This sounds like it's about that "Defense of Christianity" bill (or whatever it was) that was voted on recently in Congress. Am I correct in thinking that those who voted against it did so because, like the awful Defense of Marriage legislation, it was deliberately aimed at elevating one social/moral belief while denigrating others? Aren't we supposed to be a pluralistic society, tolerant and accepting of differences?
She'd probably also vote against a law banning naming teddy bears after mohammed, and I think that's fine too.
Find something worth complaining about.
Note to dbt: Personally I would rather criticize this sorry excuse of a Congresscritter for being a hypocritical piece of garbage (just like her no-good hubby, who should be still rotting away in federal prison, instead of getting that "40 lashes with the wet noodle" sentence last year). However, in order to defeat her at the February 5 primary, it is neccessary to tear away her phony persona of being so great for the people of the 9th Congressional District.
If a jingle like the one posted here can help do the trick, then I'm all for it!
Back in August of 2005, Aunt Jan earmarked $1,600,000 to construct a streetscape along Morse Avenue, from Clark Street to Sheridan Road in the Omni-bus, federal budget.
It was classified as High Priority.
What happened to that money?
AFTER THIS MESS WITH JAN X-CON-JUST HOPE WE GET A NEW FACE IN CONGRESS TO REPLACE HER IN THE NEAR FUTURE-
Actually, Jan did not vote against the bill. She voted "present". I, for one, am glad she did that. I don't feel I want my representative wasting time with stuff like that bill. I would rather see her focused on more important things...the streetscape does come to mind, and does the war and financial problems caused by the housing situation, etc., etc., etc.
As for defeating her, maybe someone from a thirds party will step up and run against her, b/c it seems people in the 9th equate Republican w/evil or something. Look at how well it worked for JoMo against Chris.
Aunt Jan promised us a little 1.6 million dollar pork for Morse Avenue in 2005.
It's now nearing 2008 and no pork has been delivered.
Where's our PORK?
Bah, humbug!
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