PBS is reporting Joe Moore and Dave Fagus were up in Milwaukee, Wisconsin this weekend campaigning for Barack Obama. And to prove it, they snapped this exclusive photo.
Let's have some fun today with a little caption contest. What's Joe saying to this unknown blond girl? I'm guessing Joe said something like this. - "My girlfriend is back in Chicago and I'm staying at a Holiday Inn Express tonight. Why don't you stop by room 302 and I'll show you my Magic Voting Pen"? -
Now, you try.
Udated - Best so far.
Anonymous 10:52 AM said... "What do you mean Senator Obama would prefer I stay outside? But I wanna' help! I'm a big time Rogers Park alderman, damn it"!
Anonymous 12:26 PM said... "No. All that stuff about gang violence and drug sales in my ward is just a bunch of lies made up by my opponents. The local bloggers make it up, mostly".
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To hell with the caption Craig_ I can't understand why they can go up to Wisc.??? to campaign when they still have hundreds of campaign signs littering his own ward he needs to clean up!!!!!
Howwabout (Joe talking to unidentified woman): "That guy who publishes 'Broken Heart of Rogers Park?' His name is Craig Gernhardt and his late father was a gay pornographer who published a weekly rag, Gay Chicago, which Craig now runs. Craig likes to take pictures of dogs shitting to post on his blog, especially those owned by people he hates. Craig promotes the carbon and environmentally unfriendly sport of dirt biking. Craig's "nephew" Philip is apparently very good at this activity, so Craig will often forget about the problems in his neighborhood to post pictures of Philip and live vicariously through him. Yeah, I know the guy should ask someone to edit what he posts, but Craig is full of himself and his ability to rag on everyone and everything that offends him."
So how'd I do?
Not bad. But I doubt that type of conversation would get this chick in the sack.
I see little kevin o'neal is protecting his buddy joey!
kevin head poped out od joeys asshole and we are going to joey as our aldermen for a few more years!!
Ooh! Ooh! My turn!
That's correct, my dear. You are at risk of being attacked in my neighborhood if you (a) vote, (b) report crimes to the police, or (c) seek medical attention. That's how it is with these hatebloggers.
Would you like to come to my hotel room and see the nice sausage I bought at the Brat Stop?
Has little Natass stopped using his blog name? Hmmmm. I wonder why?
"Hi, I'm Joe Moore, America's most eligible fake progressive. Would you like to screw me now while I'm still alderman and in a few months you can say you had your 1st congressman?"
"Ever tried an alderman-committeeman sammich?
WONDER IF HE PICKED PICKED UP ANY POLITICIAL DONATIONS UP THIER
Which way to the mistreated cows?
Hiya, Doll. Whaddya say we go back to your place and talk about that zoning issue that's been troubling you. You like goose liver?
So, Craigie, what is wrong with them doing something for the democratic party. on their days off?
Don't they get to do things on their own time, or is that not allowed by you?
What do you mean Senator Obama would prefer I stay outside? But I wanna' help! I'm a big time Rogers Park alderman, damn it!
Hello? Hello?
I left my gloves at home. Where's the nearest WalMart?
Honoring the conditions of their Fake Progressive Exchange Program, 10 members of the Moore-Fagus machine reciprocate for the bus load of Milwaukeeans who descended on Rogers Park in lieu of actual grassroots support.
Asked by the Obama campaign to lay low in Illinois, Moore and Fagus traveled to Wisconsin where they are less well known and were not specifically banned from appearing on behalf of Obama.
Appearing on behalf of Obama in Milwaukee, Alderman Joe Moore was reporters deluged Moore with question regarding the campaign contributions Moroe received from indicted fund-raiser Tony Rezko, but Moore repeated his hard-line stance that he would NOT follow Obama's lead in returning the contributions.
From: Rezmar Corporation
To: Citizens for Joe Moore
$1,250.00 12/27/1999
Local Obama campaign officials quickly ushered Moore into a back room.
We're talking about a cash donation, right? As in cash?
Well, if you really want to bring your mother along, I guess I'm down for the three-way.
I don't suppose she has a strap-on?
Hugh, the blonde wig is a strange choice.
No. All that stuff about gang violence and drug sales in my ward is just a bunch of lies made up by my opponents. The local bloggers make it up, mostly.
Hey, did you hear about the new park building I built? How long did it take? About 18 years. But I did it all myself. So. Yeah.
"Anybody know what a Milwaukee alderman makes these days? I mean roughly speaking, after zonings & building permit sales, ballpark?"
Do you guys shovel your own sidewalks around here? I sure hope so. We have this little shit bag named tommy back in Rogers Park who has been running around taking pictures of other peoples houses. He unemployed, so I wouldn't be surprised if he showed up in Wisconsin. Shovel, people. Shovel.
I like your blond wig, say where can I by one for my little bitch little kevin o'neal, he would look good in that wig!
You should come on down to Chicago some time and have a look at the fire station I had built. You would? Next weekend? Um. I might be out of town next weekend.
LOL... at all of them.
But, I have to say the Fire Station comment is the winner so far. And the Wal-Mart comment comes in second.
Thanks for the afternoon chuckle.
P.S... the Alderman to Congressman comment is just to REAL to laugh at. :( VERY perceptive.
egads... TOO Real.
"...in a few months you can say you had your 1st Congressman."
for Lying Joe's sake, he had better hope that blond ins't a friend of the Congresswoman. Jan would rip histhroat for a comment like that.
Yes Miss, I am a frequent guest on Tom Roeser's radio show heard Sunday nights on WLS radio, I just have to clean his diaper out and try to pretend that He's not senile.
"Hey, it's good to know that my droll banter, my plush and saggy bottom, not to mention my effete demeanor turn on a hot girl like you. And, hey, not to toot my own horn too much, but did you know that I'm the "greenest" alderman in Chicago. You notice this "green" coat I'm wearing? Yeah, it symbolizes my deep and heartfelt commitment to the environment?"
(uncomfortable silence)
"Listen, I need to confess...I am really desperate. Is there any chance you would throw a pity f*ck my way?"
I like your hoodie. You like my hoodie? I like your hoodie.
Oh yeah, you should see the massive streetscape project I put together for Morse Avenue down in Chicago.
Send you some photos of it? Um. Sure.
What has happened, this blog is becoming boring with all the anons.
There is a parasite that blogs by twisting the words of certain commenters.
I think anonymity is a great idea. Now we are all equal. No one comes to the debate with baggage.
You still get a choice to show who you are.
I use to read this Hell Hole blog 4x every day. But now I only read it 3x a day. What about you?
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