Dear Alex,
Please add this blog to your blog-roll. A new 49th ward voter (hurrah) has just given you something else to keep track of. I think he's a Detroit Red Wings hockey fan? I'm sure Alderman Moore will be providing you with a memo shortly.
By the way, I didn't know you had so much talent. I found out, when you're not blog-spinning for our government officials, you can be found passing out "I'm a Jan fan" - trinket fan's at the gay pride parade. (That's so clever Alex!) Those parades get hot. Did you invent that slogan?
And the cowboy hat. Nice prop dude. That's so 70's Village People. Did you do a karaoke version of 'YMCA' too? Now that's entertainment. Just walking and waving in a parade with a sign is so boring.
Keep up the good work Alex. You deserve a raise. Maybe Alderman Moore has a 'shoe box' in his basement too?
The 'Broken Heart'
P.S. Maybe in next years parade, you might want to try something different. Try riding a motorcycle with Aunt Jan on back. You can ride with the 'dykes on bikes' group. They're a crazy bunch. I'm almost positive you'll like them. Plus, they're one of the most popular entries in the parade every year.
When you're ready to take off those training wheels, give me a jingle, I'll give you some lesson's.
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I came prepared for the last Custer's Last Stand (I won't call it that PC name) in Evanston: I brought a marker so I could make the fan "I'm NOT a fan of Jan."
I'm hoping she's a fan of Marathon Pundit.
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