If you were like me, yesterdays 'Joe Moore is a hero' story was so preposterous, anyone with half a brain would know the whole thing stunk like a doggie do-do.
Well, I'm here to fill you in on a couple key facts fearless Joe has left out of his twisted version.
1.) The twenty-something, very, very, very fast person who's shoes didn't match the purse has turned out to be three little black kids under the age of 14 years old, according to a reliable source.
2.) The person who actually was leading the chase and caught the little punk jumping the fence - and recovered the purse, was a man named Daniel H.
3.) According to the source, Joe was seriously huffing and puffing some thirty yards behind. He wasn't even close to the action. I guess that's what happens after you eat a 'hearty breakfast' at the Heartland Cafe?
BLOGNOTES: What we have are three soon-to-be full time criminals, who cut school to rob a old lady. We have our trusty leader AGAIN taking credit for another neighbors good deeds. We have a 'full of shit' neighbor named Robert Potenza, who lives at 1535 West Lunt.
It's no wonder Channel 7 didn't run that part of the story. That would be boring and turn viewers to another channel for their news.
14 comments:
you are so pathetic sometimes, craig. honestly.
Duno - sounds like Craig got the ring of truth on his side ... when Joes' mouth is moving, he's lying ... unless he's swallowing his Heartland ptomaine .....
RPBooster (retired)
One thing that is unclear to me despite all the "reporting" that has taken place...was a police report ever filed for this incident?
Or was I too distracted by all the really funny stand-up routines to catch that detail?
I have arthrtis in both knees, and I could probably outrun Moore. I'd like to him trying to chase somebody. Give me a break; that's too funny.
JUST CURIOUS- WONDER HOW THE JOMO HERO STORY WILL BE FARICATED AT THE 2431 BEAT MEETING---
Hey Joe, next time do what craig does. Stand safely on a balcony and videotape the whole thing and THEN tell the world what a hero you are.
What's Bob ever done to you? He's a good guy. I know him.
Not sure what you are getting at Toto. Personally, I have no intention of picking on witnesses. Moore's hamfisted "jokes" sort of rubbed me the wrong way - under radically different circumstances I'd advise him not to quit his day job. Or maybe he just needs better writers. I had my purse snatched myself long ago - just replacing all the ID was a big drag, not to mention all the locks. I guess I lost my sense of humor on this topic.
Since there were a few witnesses, including the alderman, isn't it fair question to ask whether a police report was filed?
Here is my take, hypothetically, and I was not there; if it was a bunch of kids and there was another hero, then this should have been disclosed to the public. 'If' Joe was one of several, then he should have given credit where it was due.
If the media wanted sensitionalism, then Joe could have been more modest, if appropriate. Instead, we have a bunch of handlers trying to rub it in our faces and some unanswered allegations posed by Craig.
Will the real hero with last initial spelled out step forward and tell us his take? All we have is a first name and last initial, Craig! Will we ever get a copy of the police report so that we can see whether others witnessed the crime. Of course, that would be too simple.
None of us should assume anything, but Joe has to bridge the credibility gap. Frankly, scaring the kids away without running is worth some community points. However, "Being There" is just another Jerzy Kosinski flick just waiting to happen, again.
I hope that the horn tooting is justified. Craig has hearsay that suggests it is not. Hearsay is not admissible in court, but witnesses are.
ha, the guy who uses "piss" in his moniker thinks Craig is pathetic...
If anyone with CPD is reading this, can you tell us if a police report was filed?
If more than one person was involved in getting the lady's purse back, the story should have included that fact.
Gotta support Craig here. He and I have both spoken to witnesses and this story stinks. It has far too many inconsistencies to believe Moore's version. Witnesses contradict each other on basic elements of the story. Joe makes it sound like he nabbed the perp, but it was not him. Yes, he chased the kid. But the spin on it was shameful.
Okay, here's the REAL facts (and this is for Mr. Mannis and the rest of you conspiracy theorists out there):
It wasn't Joe Moore who chased the purse snatcher, it was his clone. You see, the real Joe Moore is crygenically frozen in a tank at Area 51. It is a government plot orchestrated by the CIA under the elder Bush to inflame closet Republicans in the 49th Ward and get them to vote for puppet undercover Republican candidates like Gordon and Adams.
It almost worked, too!
Bloggerdaddy,
Now we know who writes Moore's material. Sorry to break it to you, no matter what your agent told you Jon isn't calling.
But I think your slip is starting to show.
Here's an algebra test for you:
1as + 2bs = 0
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