Look, Joe Moore is holding his 49th birthday and he wants you to give him big money before you can join in the fun.
But really now, I think Joe is hosting a high dollar fundraiser disguised as a birthday party. Joe keeps raising campaign cash from foolish followers who believe the Joe Moore campaign of lies and personal attack smear campaigns.
Like 'crime is down'. Or like Don Gordon is going to throw out all the black people out. Or the now famous, pink postcard.
What about all those people who can't afford the minimum donation of $125 dollars Joe? You know, the folks you kept referring to as "your people" during the election.
Are you saying those people without money can't come and wish you a happy birthday and have piece of birthday cake? How rude of the birthday boy Joe Moore. I thought Joe was a man of the people. That must've been one of those campaign lies everyone is talking about.
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Requiring a high priced ticket to attend the party will disuade people who want to come just to harass the Alderman. He can GIVE away as many tickets as he likes to his friends.
Any body in their right mind would not attend
Rotten gose liver for sure-
DIARRHEA FOR ALL COMERS-
I got to go to my alderman's birthday party for free. Silly her for not exploiting friends and family at every opportunity ...
Are you invited? If so, please do one of your epic blog posts about it. I can hardly wait!
souhhevansyonian-
YOU ARE FRONUATE AS YOU DON'T HAVE AN ALDERMAN THATY DOSEN'T CARE ABOUT THE 49TH WARD PLUS HE REEKS WITH ROTTEN GOOSE LIVER-
Has Joe given you a ticket to his bash, Vanessa?
I doubt it, and I doubt if gave any to any of the low-income people who he works for votes.
I don't know anyone who got a ticket, and working at Quest, I speak with a lot of RP citizens every day.
$125 for a burger and a brat! Sheesh!
No thanks. Although it does say on the ticket "Suggested ticket donation".
You think they would be offended if I turned up and just gave them $10 instead?
I'm going, but as food, I'll be the pasta, say hi when you see me, I'd love to meet you all.
Then they'll stir you into spaghetti sauce and have a feast of gossip and noodles that wiggle from plate to plate and travel like burps across the yard till I catch you and string you up for spying.
jocelyn, you're hilarious.
:-D
MARK- IF YOU SHOWED UP WITH TEN DOLLARS- THYEY WOULD ROBABLY REROUTE YOU TO THE HEARTLAND-
OVERNIGHT THINKING-
WONDER IF ALL THE MERCHANTS ON MORSE AVE GOT INVITES, POSSIBLE HAND DELIVERED----
I’ve heard the "pink postcard" pranksters are going to get up to more mischief: a red, white and blue post card inviting everyone in the ward to the alderman’s house for FREE HOT DOGS AND BEER - balloons for the kids and free screening of “RATATOUILLE” on the 54” in the basement – bring the whole family!!! And a green post card for the same date to the entire Midwest membership of PETA inviting them to a free vegan picnic to witness the world’s first “fish empathy” quilt. Pamela Anderson will be in attendance!
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