Thursday, January 3, 2008

* The Official Jay Grodner Dating Profile


Hey all you eligible tree-hugging ladies out there. Have we got a man for you. He's Jay Grodner.

Jay's likes: Finding Internet Sex.

Jay's likes in his own words::...> "I love sex. I'm wild about so many ways that sex makes life worth living. I joined this site because the women I'm seeing are both beautiful and adventurous."

Jay's dislikes: Black BMW's owned by military personal.

Jay's dislikes in his own words: "Just because you're in the military, you don't run the roost!"

Maybe we could do a little matching making on the 'Broken Heart' for the sex crazed, Jay Grodner. All I keep thinking, wouldn't this be perfect match for little Miss Turncoat, Ann Sullivan? A match made in ____. I'll let you fill in the blank.

Chicago Tribune coverage.

11 comments:

Craig Gernhardt said...

Gapers Block gives the 'Broken Heart' a plug on this story.

Craig Gernhardt said...

Unbelievable. 327 hits from this IP address link so far today.

INKJAR said...

CRAIG-
YOU RE DOING GREAT WITH THE KEYING-

MY THOUGHT - HOW ROTTEN CAN A PERSON BE-

Al Iverson said...

Ha. It's a shame that Jay had to learn the hard way that you shouldn't say anything on the internet that you don't want your mom, boss, or priest to read. I don't really have any sympathy for him though...mess with the bull, got the horns.

Fuzzy Logic said...

I agree that what he did is despicable, but the reality is a car was damaged and he is going to be tried in court.

Do we really need to dig up every little fact on this guy and hold it up to public ridicule? What are we gaining?

I'm starting to feel sorry for him.

Fargo said...

Note that John Kass wrote about this sorry tale in today's Trib. http://tinyurl.com/3dlz7v

ck said...

ROFL Craig!! Where do you find this stuff!? AND it made the Trib!? Kudos to Craiggy, RP Muckraker Extraordinaire!

ck said...

And Craig, did you see the supposed exchange between Grodner and McNulty Kass included in his article? Wow-- isn't it also a crime to harass a member of the military? Maybe somebody should take our pal Jay over to Jarheads on Clark and Lunt for a free drink...I'm sure they'd love him there.

Al Iverson said...

Fuzzy, the more I read about the guy, the less I like him. I think a couple days in the public view being mocked aren't going to kill him, and frankly, I think he earned it. It'll blow over.

YourChicagoFriend said...

where is that dating page?

Craig Gernhardt said...

New on the internet. A Jay Grodner Computer Screensaver. The perfect addition to any ambulance chasing lawyer's office.

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