Wednesday, September 3, 2008

* September Caption Contest


I don't know what Joe Moore (Disco-49) is doing, but he's sure pumped up.

OK, let's have another caption contest. Winner takes home the 4th season of 'Desperate Housewives' on DVD. The winner will learn who gets crabs from a tanning bed that was transmitted to Carlos - which he gave to Gabrielle - who eventually gives them to Victor.

image from Grammar Gal @ RP 1000

21 comments:

Ryne said...

Someone please help shove little kevin o'neal back up ass!!!

CrimeStopper2 said...

Now if you don't own a grill for the barbecue tomorrow, steal one on your way home!

RP Free Speech said...

Thanks, Craig, for using one of my "Joe Moore-Disco King" shots from his and Fagus' "Back to School" free-food-for-all, fries- hand-done-by-Anne-Sullivan picnic. I'd just call it:
"CRIME IS DOWN, I MADE IT GO DOWN, I REALLY, REALLY DID--YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME, BABE!" See rp1000 later tonight.
Grammar Gal

BillyJoe'sBrain said...

Mo Cahill is a sensuous lover!

Bosworth said...

Remember all this nice free stuff I'm giving you today...and don't forget because of me you have cheap housing...now get out there and vote for me again even if you don't live in the 49th ward...I need the generous retirement package from the city.

Morse Ave Group said...

This one is for Tom Mannis:

"Get yer free shit here! Come on down and git yer free shit right here! You know you need it. I've got it. You want it. Come and git it! I only ask for one small thing in return..."

davidb71 said...

It's time to do the Rogers Park Slide-crack ho's to the left, corruption on the right, cha cha you all

fedup dem said...

Assuming Lying Joe was practicing for an insanity defense should the feds ever decide he is worth prosecuting:

"I'm a little teapot.
short and stout;
tip me over
and pour me out!"

Hugh said...

it takes a special kinda guy to wear his own campaign t-shirt

Razldazlrr said...

hugh - now that's funny - I was thinking the same thing - who wears a shirt with their own name on it? LOL

Fargo said...

who wears a shirt with their own name on it?

Funny. I never would have thought of comparing Joe to Paris Hilton.

Fargo Woman said...

"I am in control! I'm the alderman, it says so right here on my shirt! I am Alderman Joe Moore and I am in control! Now, everybody dance! Dance, I tell you! Dance while people die, dance while developers abandon their sites, dance while public parks are threatened with private take over! I am Alderman Joe Moore and you will dance for me. Now dance!"

floss said...

Is that microphone exciting him, or is that just a campaign contribution in his pocket?

Hugh said...

we've got t-shirts for sale at the table right over here, just $24, all sizes, too, not just XXL like this one

ortis said...

What am I bid for this invisible hot dog...$1,000 form Chad...whoa,$2,000 from John...wait, is that Rich in the back? Sorry, Rich, we can't accept a vacant half finished condo...do I hear $2,500? Going once...

Craig Gernhardt said...

We have a winner.....

Ortis wrote....> "Sorry, Rich, we can't accept a vacant half finished condo...do I hear $2,500?"

Click my name and email me to collect your prize.

No prizes for second, but Kung Fu Grip, you're runner-up.

Unknown said...

"It's raining men! Hallelujah, it's raining men!"

"Everybody!"

"It's raining men! Hallelujah!"

Craig Gernhardt said...

Ortis, 'Desperate Housewives' is in the mail. Thanks for playing.

floss said...

I was hoping the second place prize was a swell Joe Moore T-Shirt...

Thanks for the fun..

oliver said...

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge"

anomadic.1 said...

MY CAPTION IS....

"HOW MANY EGGPLANT SIZED SUPPOSITORIES CAN HE SHOVE INTO HIMSELF"

OR FUCK...I USED BEN GAY INSTEAD OF PREPERATION H

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