Wednesday, November 5, 2008
OBAMA ELECTED POTUS
"Hope" is here. So is "change." I feel it already.
I won't have to worry about buying gas or paying my mortgage anymore. My taxes are going down. I'll be able to give my workers free health insurance. Crime is going to decrease. Corruption will end. No more war. No more fighting. The troops are coming home. A chicken in every pot. Free, unlimited text messaging.
Life is good. Barack Obama is going to take care of everything. He promised. What do you say? Let's all hold hands and sing Kumbaya.