Sobczyk Takes Bite Out of Comedy

I can't believe it. I missed one. Another funny joke by the new commander. Well, funny if you don't live in the 49th ward.

"If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and smells like a duck, then it's a duck to you. Call us." Source/Read more.

There should be some sort of Policeman's Comedy Troupe. Sobczyk could be the commander. Yet, to be area 3 comedy chief, he needs to work on the ending of some of his material. The "duck" joke should've gone like this....

"If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and smells like a duck, then it's a duck to you. Call us. We'll shoot it and make Foie Gras for you... " {Rim Shot.}

Seriously... how can you take this guy seriously? We got our very own Jerry Lewis with a gold star on his chest. Just like Jerry, all the comedy commander does is spew out lame on-liners. And some pretty foul ones at that. Doesn't the new commander know anything about our fowl in Rogers Park? It's okay if you call us a bunch of "eggs," but we don't take to kindly when you talk about our ducks.