Friday, May 1, 2009

Propaganda Newspushers Help Spread Germs


With the hysteria of Swine Flu circulating around Rogers Park, today, one of Joe Moore's piggies, was blocking the Morse Avenue EL stop entrance. Spreading his nasty ass germs to commuters. I had to turn down his in-my-face attempt to force-feed me Joe Moore's propaganda, bi-weekly newsletter. Yes, he tried to get as close to me as possible - to hand me Joe Moore's fountain of misinformation disguised as a community newspaper.

You couldn't get past the door without smelling his Jim Germ, contaminated breathe. He wouldn't let you.

I watched as germ spreading Jim attempted to do the same to dozens and dozens of other people who were trying like mad to go about their daily lives, without getting sick from the Swine Flu at Ground Zero.

I watched as he touched his face - then force-fed Joe's propaganda to a passers-by, numerous times. And he wasn't washing his hands after handshaking other commuters like a politician during election season. Washing hands is important after contact with others in the CDC stage 5 plan. Apparently not to germ spreading Jim. In the above photo he appears to rubbing at something near his underarm. Maybe a bedbug rash? That can't be good.

Down the street is the Joe Moore News Delivery truck with Wisconsin plates and no city sticker. No worries when you're best buds with the Alderman of the ward. Spreading propaganda and germs to others, plus avoiding paying your fair share in city and state taxes. Now that's someone we all can look up to.

RELATED: Germ Spreading Kissing Bandit.

7 comments:

Unknown said...

When will the alderman's personal newsletter begin printing a disclaimer that it is written and published by Joe Moore campaign workers and should in no way be confused with a true, objective newspaper?

I would like to see a copy of their ethics policy.

billyjoe said...

Craig: I think you have a secret crush on Jim, but you're in denial about it.

Craig Gernhardt said...

===When will the alderman's personal newsletter begin printing a disclaimer that it is written and published by Joe Moore campaign workers ===

Campaign worker/ZULAC member/city revenue cheat/germ spreader Jim said himself - the reason they started the Joe Moore newsletter is because Joe didn't get the press he wanted to swing the tide in the Boys and Girls Club at the Gale Community Center last summer.

billyjoe said...

Dear Jim:

Why won't you return my calls?

Love and kisses,

Craig

chatchi said...

If there's anything worse than someone making a bad joke in the comments section, it's someone who leaves a second comment to try out the joke again.

(I'm looking in your general direction, billyjoe)

YourChicagoFriend said...

Good Lord, they're even subscribing to Joe Moore's "stand around the El station" school of marketing.

That sounds like desperation to me. I wonder if this newsletter will still exist in another month or if even Joe will tire of funding that rag.

Razldazlrr said...

I get those email blasts from Joe tooting his own horn about green, etc. but he never comments on the real questions people have. He doesn't address the gunshots or the latest shooting. He loves his mantra "crime is down" but I think people would like to get updates on the truth!! Is that really too much to ask from our elected official?

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