Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Tuesday News with Timmy

Hi, Craig, things were good this week.

April 28: On Tuesday, instead of my class going to the baseball game (which was canceled due to the rain), we went to the International Festival Assembly, which was very nice. I enjoyed all of the diversity displayed at the assembly. In other news, I just saw people fooling around a couple of times.

April 29: On Wednesday, things were good (I didn't see even one argument today), but there was widespread panic due to the Swine Flu. I saw kids wearing masks to cover their mouths (a couple even had medical gloves on) and talking about it all day, but in all of this, a girl was arrested. Whatever she was arrested for, she sure didn't like it.

April 30: On Thursday, my class and I went on a field trip to the Garfield Park Conservatory. It was nice. There was alot of beautiful flowers, plants and other stuff.

May 1: On Friday, things were good. I only saw a few people fooling around. Whatever. Everything else was fine.

May 4: On Monday, school was usual. Same old fooling around and stuff, though there was a security guard yelling at and fighting with security about a suspension. They were also mentioning the possiblity of her being arrested.

- Thanks,
Avondale/Logan Square Crime Blotter

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23 comments:

billyjoe said...

Lots of "fooling around" this week, eh Timmy?

Man On The Street said...

LOL. When I saw this story on the front page of the blog and saw that it had only one comment, I wa pretty much certain who's comment it was. So why this hard-on for Timmy, BJ?

Unknown said...

Timmy:

Great job as always! And don't forget: billyboy didn't pay attention in school. That's one of the reasons he is so ignorant.

AvondaleLoganSquareCrimeBlotter said...

Yeah, billyjoe, there was fooling around, but not the kind you're reffering too, you prevert. And let me straighten this out for ya: I'm straight. I like girls, not guys.

MOTS, your comment is hilarious.

AvondaleLoganSquareCrimeBlotter said...

The May 4 post should read "though there was a girl yelling at and fighting with security about a suspension,". Sorry everyone. That was my mistake.

billyjoe said...

Tim:

You used the term "fooling around" three times in your post.

How my comment provoked a rather desperate defense of your declared heterosexuality (coupled with your not-so-subtle disparagement of the gay community) reminds me of that famous Shakespeare line "Methinks thou dost protest too . . . "

Oh, never mind.

Edgewater Crime Blotter said...

ALSCB, I hope you and your classmates enjoyed the Garfield Park Conservatory. I was out there for a wedding a few weeks ago, and it's really a beautiful place!

BillyJoe'sBrain said...

Sounds like billyjoe has a crush on Timmy. His cheap shots are just his third grade, reverse psychology way of showing affection. Let him down gently, Timmy-billyjoe's kind of fragile.

I live here too said...

Billy Joe, BJ for short, you are an ignorant fool. "Timmy" is a High School kid, to attack him in any way shows your true inner asshole.

Methinks you focus too much on others orientation... Transference perhaps?

p said...

Dod Damn your school goes on lots of field trips. Whats up with that?

Resident said...

Taunting high school kids on the internet, billyjoe? That's pretty shameful, even for you.

Tsk tsk, little troll.

AvondaleLoganSquareCrimeBlotter said...

Well, billyjoe, from what it sounded like and from what the others are saying, I had to take it the way it was. Also, just because I'm not gay doesn't mean I have anything against gays (just as long they don't flirt with me or anything like that).

They sure did enjoy it, ECB. It is a beautiful place.

p, not the whole school goes on those trips. Just my program does. Everybody else is in school all the time.

Sarge said...

Timmy wrote: "Also, just because I'm not gay doesn't mean I have anything against gays (just as long they don't flirt with me or anything like that)."

And if they do "flirt" with you Timmy, then what? Do you turn into Anita Bryant?

Sidenote to Billyjoe's Brain: I don't have a crush on Timmy, but Craig has one on Jim Ginderske.

Sidenote to I live here too: You used "BJ" and "asshole" in your comment, and youre accusing me of "transference?"

Sidenote to Resident: Im confused . . . is the highschooler Im supposedly "taunting" Timmy---or you?

Craig Gernhardt said...

"Billy Joe" has multiple blog troll personalities.

Resident said...

Billyjoe, you'd be wise to get your multiple posting IDs straight prior to your next round of trolling.

You know full well that I was referring to your frequent provocations directed toward Timmy.

I'm not sure why you continue to try to get a rise out of him and everyone else on these forums, but at this point it's become pretty creepy and ridiculous.

billyjoe said...

Resident wrote: "You know full well that I was referring to your frequent provocations directed toward Timmy."

If Timmy can't handle criticisms or feedback re his postings, or if he requires people like you to rush to his defense (I don't think he does), he shouldn't be contributing this blog.

And, Resident, if you don't want me to get a "rise" out of you, please don't post here either. In terms of witholding your "two cents," you're as bad or worse of the same offense you accuse me of committing.

Man On The Street said...

And if they do "flirt" with you Timmy, then what? Do you turn into Anita Bryant?He's a high school kid, not some "enlightened" college or grad school student. Cut him a little slack. If he starts going on doing a little bashing, THEN chastize him.

Resident said...

Oh, billyjoe. You're such a poor, misunderstood little attention whore.
As long as you keep up your childish antics, you can expect to be called out time and again.

Go play in traffic, troll boy.

billyjoe said...

Man on the Street: What's your compelling need to put quote marks around the word enlightened? Works just as well for me without them.

And from my observation, high school and among high school students (where everyone is suspect) is where gay bashing typically occurs. Why can't Timmy realize that if someone gay guy comes on to him, he can simply say "no" and walk away rather than get all mentally unruffled and physically reactive? Unless of course he is insecure about his own sexuality.

Side note to Resident: Let's see, so far you've lobbed two very unoriginal insults at me: "Tsk tsk, little troll" and "Go play in traffic, troll boy." You can keep doing so, because your so-called wit is lame. Im more amused by your inability to write anything but pat and cliche expressions.

Resident said...

Oh snap, girlfriend! You've certainly had a busy day of trolling thus far. Let's see, you've got this thread completely derailed and you're also working on doing the same thing over at Uptown Update, using your thinly veiled racist and homophobic remarks.

Did they ban you? Is that why you're using multiple screen names now? Inquiring minds want to know.

billyjoe said...

Resident wrote: "Oh snap, girlfriend!"

So you're conversant in cliche male homosexual nomenclature?

Figures. I suppose next you'll accuse me of being a bitter queen.

Unknown said...

Timmy, I hope billyboob has now made it quite clear that there is no reason to pay him any attention.

He is just a fool.

billyjoe said...

" . . . .you're also working on doing the same thing over at Uptown Update, using your thinly veiled racist and homophobic remarks."

Uhh, I wouldnt call them thinly veiled. But at UU, simply questioning why they always promote the drag nights and other ridiculous goings on at Wild Pug qualifies as me "homophobic."

billyjoe is banned by the excitable and easily offended male queens running UU--which is why the site is now so Zzzzzzzzzzzz.

Craig Gernhardt bans me on occasion, but he always restarts posting my comments a few weeks later. I thank him for that.

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