Okay, that's only half the joke. So, even though a 16 year old teenage kid could find at least half dozen places in Rogers Park to get a Playboy, our wonderful "I love Rogers Park" net-neighbors sent DBLight to the Main Street Newsstand in Evanston to buy his friend a Playboy magazine. Which that's where DB thanked his EB/Rogers Park net-neighbors for the advice and purchased his Playboy.
Talk about being unneighborly. We've got Everyblock/Rogers Parker's steering business to Evanston.
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Was Gidget at The Heartland today?
I think it should be Rogers Parker STEERS (fellow) Rogers Parker to Evanston..........
Whatever the reason its great to have a picture of Marilyn Monroe on the Broken Heart.
I think DBLight's a sock-puppet who stroked a bunch of neighbors into believing his improbable hogwash. Sadly a bunch of clueless net-neighbors bought into his tale and sent him to another community to buy products, instead of spending locally.
And yes, Gidget was seen lounging with a Vodka in her hand, on the sidewalk on Glenwood, by the Heartland Cafe today. I would've run the story but people are more interested in lost and found kitties stories and where to find Playboy Magazine.
I popped back a week or so ago, and some person was allowed to last more than five seconds with a handle called "Thankster"? What kind of weird baby shit is that?
If somebody can turn on their computer, couldn't they y'know, ORDER THE MAGAZINE FROM THE PUBLISHER DIRECTLY?
I think they can't even wipe their own asses over there.
What a fucking FASCINATING ARTICLE. It really brings SO MUCH to our community that you continue to obsess over EveryBlock. Stop being so sad about being kicked off of their playground and be a fucking man.
Or better yet: get a fucking job you herpes sore.
DUI: Perhaps they're not used to ordering midget snuff porn over the internet like you do on a regular basis, while also jacking off to pictures of your mother. Some people like art, and printed booby pictures. Hell some people even like to write fake haiku on EveryBlock. The world has endless possibility. We shouldn't dismiss any of it.
Yeah pretty dumb to ask where to buy a playboy on the village message board. I agree with DUI, I have seen people create videos that show a cursor moving to the website prompt above typing google and then putting in the words.
Let me google that for you....
http://lmgtfy.com/
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=where+can+i+buy+playboy+magazine+near+rogers+park%3F
Actually my porn habits skew pretty vanilla, but thanks for assuming I'm into freaky shit.
And for your information, the sight of my naked mother would render anyone impotent, especially since she's been dead quite awhile now.
You might like it, though.
Everyone's got their thing. Even Fleabe King probably has admirers even though the thought of that make me throw up in my mouth a little bit.
Fuck bro. Bitchin about who buys what where is the biggest fuckin deal in your life right now huh? Bro you gotta get laid big time fast and get over this shit. All you think about is this Gidget bitch,sock puppets and everyblock. Get a life jagoff. Get over it.
Want a place to swim in Rogers Park? Go to Everyblock/Rogers Park and the village idiots will send you to Evanston or West Ridge.
Need a Christmas tree? The villager neighbors will send you to Andersonville.
Need an OB/GYN? Again, don't look for our neighbors to keep business in Rogers Park, they choose to go elsewhere.
Nice to see all these concerned Rogers Parkers steering all sorts of Rogers Parkers elsewhere.
While these net-neighbors love to claim how great Rogers Park is from their basement computer while in their pajama's, they sure won't recommend shopping or services in Rogers Park.
How's that for community?
Once again you fucks obsess about Everyblock. What a sad sack of shit this blog is. A retarded monkey with a lobotomy could put out a more informative blog.
Yo Bro hit up Becca for a one nighter and grunt some of your hot ideas into her. Push her in the right direction if ya get what I mean. Even a retarded monkey with one nut could do that for Chris sake. Stop bitchin and start pumping something into Becca.
Hey, bro/dude/chumpy. Stay tuned to my next post.
Banned sock-puppets from Everyblock invade the Broken Heart.
Weeeee!!!!
Becca looks to be a man, I'd only go gay for Ryan Reynolds.
Becca sucks cocks in hell. She's the worst. But what's worse than the worst? A fuckhole dedicated to talking about her and her worthless cat loving shit mess of sanitized bullshit and people talking about bathtubs.
I've named my european friend "big chip".
Need a plumber? One first time Rogers Park resident asked this on Everyblock today.
Dawne sends the rookie EB'r to Skokie for a plumber.
Rogers Park must really suck to Everyblocker's. They never promote within community. A bunch of phonies and frauds at the Village internet bulletin board.
On top of that, it violates EB TOS. Yet, EB needs the NBC Corporation revenue for it's big-wig stockholders, they'll override the TOS for the sake of the almighty internet ad dollar.
Wall Street shareholders are laughing all the way to the bank.
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