A male/black just robbed someone at 7001 North Sheridan, January 10, 2012, at 10:30 p.m. At first reports say he used a gun in the robbery, but the weapon then was changed to a knife. A sharp object he's looking to dispose of, once he can get someone on Everyblock to tell him where.
The offender, who was listed by the victim as 5'8'' or 5'9", wearing all black and sporting a scar on his face, took about $23 dollars in cash - fled west to Morse Avenue. I'm guessing he headed that way to buy a loaf of bread at the Morse Market after the Everyblock reviews he read on where to find a good loaf of bread.
16 comments:
Craig you crack me up with the loaf of bread jokes.
The sad part is I came off the train during this robbery from culinary school and was pulled over by the cops because I fit the description. I cop came around the corner of his car with his firearm in hand telling me to raise my hands. They kept asking me if I had money on me. As if $20 bucks were going to be enough reason minus the scar and dressing in all black. Rogers Park is crap, the cops wasted ten mintues with me handcuffed and the other guy is running around somewhere.
Yeah, scanner reports you being targeted at 1328 west Morse. At least they let you go without tazing you first.
sadly, your probably right
Oh, by the way, my new best buddy, Soul. Where would you go for a good loaf of bread?
And, would you buy the loaf sliced, or whole, and use one of your knifes to cut it up?
Best bread is fresh at Devon Market. Do not slice it until at home and use clean knife. Does maybe you can tell me where to find best place to find good hummus?
New buzz on Every Block...Who has the best pizza in Rogers Park?
God damned cunt muscle crack heads! Sonofabitch we gotta get ANGRY!!!!
Hi, I just moved to the neighborhood and I was wondering, I'm tired of thinking for myself and making my own decisions, could my super-duper neighbors help me out??
I especially need to find reverse tachyon, neutrino infused cruelty free tofu that only came from soybeans that committed suicide. Also, it must be locally grown.
That might have been the first goddamn funny thing youse has ever said there, Dangerous.
That's because it only takes the moderators about five minutes to delete my hilarious troll threads over at EB.
New york city???
Get a rope
I love Dangerously Unstable Individual!@Stanley, no one in Rogers Park is capable of anger because they are on weed/anti-depressants. They will only feel sorry for the poor perp. "Just Imagine what this poor mentally ill man has gone through to make him do such a thing?" "And why was this stupid person walking around at night with $23.00 on them? They were just asking for it!" Incidently, I was doing laundry last night and saw Police SUVs under the Greenleaf/Glenwood viaduct. Now I know why. Fuck Rowshay is off the hook.
Gun...knife...sharp object.....?
@Soul: Several years ago when leaving Rogers Park for vacation at about 03:00 AM, I was stopped by the po-po because my car matched the description of a hit-and-run vehicle. I was quickly surrounded by 4 po-po cars and several donut eaters. They were rude and nasty and left me upset and angry.
The upside...you have a good story to tell your friends. And you now have first hand experience dealing with those who swear to "serve and protect". Also you now know whether or not you are into being handcuffed.
I posted a few months ago in a thread that for lost cats, that Ralston Purina made a cat GPS, all they had to do was lick their butt to activate it and I got hellbanned, they banned my IP address but not my account, so I could type up a post but it would never submit.
That fat fucking bitch Becca has no business moderating a community she's never lived in or been to that much.
Not much of a bread buyer, but I usually make my own bread from scratch.
If you do buy bread, sliced or whole dosn't matter as long as you keep it in the freezer.
After what Ive been through Ive definitely decided that handcuffs are not in fact sexy.
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