"I was just told that the dumpster has been moved." Abracadabra.
Thomas Westgard on Friday at 1:21 P.M.
After waking up and reading the 1000th "Hell Hole" story showing incompetence under his watch, Alderman Moore got dressed in his Super-Aldersuit, flew down to Pratt and magically removed the dumpster from the middle of the road, all by his little ole self. Those who witnessed the move were amazed. Other's wondered if it was him that actually did the work.
One person who didn't want to go "on the record" in fear of being called crazy, saw a over-stuffed red heart with little arms and legs doing all the work. The person went to get the family camera to take a picture of the crazy creature, but when he got back, everything but the deep hole in the ground was gone, including the dumpster in the middle of the road.
Word spread around the neighborhood fast. Kimmy Bears heard about the great feat and offered the Alderman free political/election advertising on the DevKook website and DevKook Journal. Carry Steinpenny of My-Rogers Park Community Council one upped Kimmy Bears and offered the Alderman free campaign advertising in the My-RP2000 Newsletter, plus the "You're My Rogers Park Hero" Award for all he has talked about doing for her-community, but never got around to it in the last 12 years.
Still others weren't to happy with the Alderman. Kevin O', no relation to Jeff-O who lives on Fartwell was concerned the Alderman may be moving the dumpster in front of his house. Kevin O' was also worried about the company Alderman Moore has been keeping lately.
"I've been asking the Alderman to clean up the CTA and I'm afraid he may be heading here with that dumpster from Pratt'... 'I heard with that new buddy "Happy" Heart of his, Alderman Moore has had moore energy that he has had in the last 12 years..."
"With "Happy" Heart, it's like Alderman Moore is a new man," said Kevin O'.
Abracadabra indeed.
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