Stupid said... "Here's the thing about this whole dog poop situation... The last frame of the stills shows that the dog is still in the act. What do the frames following that show? Do we know for sure that TW didn't pick it up? Perhaps the following frames show him walking away - but then again - maybe they show him fishing out a bag to scoop it up." Source.
Blognotes #1: Well Stupid, here's the thing. You're not only stupid, you're dumb as a box of rocks too. The person in question refuses to answer the question on the grounds the answer will incriminate him. Even though he said he was done talking about not picking up his dog crap, he continues to browbeat neighbors with his massive vocabulary instead. Check this bazaar rant out.
The 'Poop Scoop Scofflaw' said....> "You already have your answer. Either I cleaned it up, but you won't believe me and you hate me, or I didn't clean it up, so I'm a varmint and you hate me. Besides, why would I give you a straight answer when your frantic squeaking gives me such pleasure?"
Blognotes #2: Could you imagine Westgard at work, in a actual court of law, defending a client with a argument as lame as this? He's wonders on his New I-Phone Diary Blog why his fancy I-Phone doesn't ring. It's not because his fancy I-Phone has shitty reception, it's because he's a shitty lawyer.
So, to get to the bottom of your question and stop the frantically squeaking person from squeaking at the little varmint anymore, one news-hound blogger went to check the crime scene out. In these exclusive photographs obtained by the 'Broken Heart', ace Chi-Town Daily News investigative reporter Tom Mannis has found a alleged dog stool located in the snow. Source. (To wit. Watch out Sneed, Mannis is coming for your job.)
The Albion Hell Hole Reports: Tom Mannis is said to be testing the dog stool sample for a DNA match to further secure a conviction in this 'Poop Scoop' case. Irrefutable proof will show that Tom Westgard did not scoop up his dog poop. Source.
7 comments:
Dude,
you are really starting to lose it. I really like getting the information on Rogers Park that you provide, but this is a new low. I really don't want to see pictures of dog sh!t.
You only bring yourself down to, and even below the person/person's level you are calling out when you stoop to this.
Please, keep it real, not real nasty.
So you are saying because he posts a picture of someone breaking the law, that he is actually at the same level, or perhaps below, the person that committed the offense?
that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
i myself thought the dog shit posts were amusing.
as for the photos of said dog shit...perhaps you prefer the pictures of human shit at the various el stops?
Finally the straight truth on two counts - 1) the dog shit remained, and 2) Westgard is a disgusting, hypocritical ass. Oh wait, we already knew that.
squeak squeak squeak!
Hey Scott, would you rather see pictures of dog shit, or step in it when you're walking down the street? Just for the record, the only thing I despise more than poop posts are irresponsible pet owners and piles of poop on the ground in my neighborhood. People who turn public grounds into a toilet (whether human or dog) deserve to be publically called out and flogged.
Sorry - I could be dumb as a pallet of peas (or shit in this case) but I still don't buy it.
The follow-up photos don't appear to be the alleged runny poop people commented on from the frame-by-frame pooping. Also, the follow-up 'evidence' looks like it's closer to the street than the frame-by-frame (which appears to be closer to the sidewalk). Not that I'm some dog-shit aficionado but all these photos prove is that TW's dog takes dumps and that there is poop in front of his office. Other than that, all you have to go on is the typical asinine jumps in logic that make the broken heart worth reading.
As for TW's non-response - why would he respond any differently? He's gotten no fewer than two post on 'broken heart', additional posts on 'Albion HH' and 'the bench' - not to mention countless, well maybe not countless, but numerous comments. No publicity is bad publicity... and dog crap has been all the rage for the last few days! Well played, if you ask me.
Because publicity is one thing, and being a hypocrite and a bad neighbor is quite another. I think a decent person (especially one who posts about how beautiful RP is on his own blog) who cleans up after his dog would at least set the record straight on that issue and go be a publicity hound on something else. He may have gained publicity but he lost credibility in the process (not that he had much to begin with).
Craig,
Thanks for giving us the scoop.
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