Tuesday, June 19, 2007

* Stone Cold Asleep



Note to Alderman Stone. Never sit down next to Mr. 'Broken Heart' and fall asleep.

Today at the Operation Triple Threat press conference, Good ole' Bernie decided to sit next to me and immediately fell sound asleep.

What he was doing there in the first place is beyond me. It wasn't his ward the bust went down in. But sure enough, there he was, right next to me, and taking a nap.

When Police spokesperson Pat Camden, nudged him awake for his portion of the speech, which was nothing more than the same bullshit lines we got earlier, I got to drill him. For once, Bernie was speechless. He couldn't answer a single question, except to tell us the gangs are "getting worse."

Thanks for the 'heads up' Bernie. Now go back to sleep.

26 comments:

The North Coast said...

Bernie is sleeping through a big surge in crime and gangs in the West Ridge area. He should take a look at www.chicagocrime.org at Devon Ave, 2200 - 2800 W. blocks.

Bernie should have had enough couth just to not run in the last election. After all, his pension is assured. Why couldn't he just go home and sleep? You can tell he's hung around way too long, because there was nowhere near so much crime over there 5 years ago. He's letting his ward be ruined the same way this one was 30 years ago.

The residents of the 50th missed a fine candidate in Naisy Dolar. I hope she runs again.

rogerspark60645 said...

2200-2800 Devon...my neighbor sells his drugs there. He also deals them on my street.

Jay said...

Do you mind if I post these at my blog?

Craig Gernhardt said...

Have at it Jay. My pleasure. For the record, Bernie's head did bob up once or twice in the 20 minute snooze-conference.

And mysteriously, his cel phone rang just as he was sweating out his questioning session while groggy.

I'm guessing a assistant in the back of the room made the call as a diversion tactic.

Hugh said...

god, he makes me proud...

Gay Chicago Magazine said...
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Craig Gernhardt said...

Hey GWB, you want to reveal your true identity?

INKJAR said...

BERNIE CAN SLEEP-
HE DOSEN'T HAVE TO WORY ABOUT JAN-X CON TRYING TO TAKE OVER HIS WARD FOR FOUR MORE YEARS-

thrumyeyesinc said...

Until today one would think you had decency.Your LOW-BLOW illusionary TRICK on Ald.Stone at today's Press Conference ,from your KNEES,was disgraceful.I was there;Stone was concentrating on what was being said,and your AMBUSH was deceitful and ill-intended.The only ones who admire your Dirty Work are long time obsessed Stone Haters like Hugh and Jay(who gleefully reposted your sham,with your permission).You know, you do deserve having your East Rogers Park Heart Broken in your Morse Hell Hole;and one more thing,the cell- phone call was City Business

Hugh said...

It's a TRICK!

Craig slipped Berny a roofy!

Craig has no decency!

Hugh said...

> the cell- phone call was City Business

yeah, sure

Berny's chief of staff calling from the back of the room to tell him to get the HELL off the podium, ASAP, Craig is a known jerk, that's City business

EVERY TIME his daughter calls him it's City business

thrumyeyesinc said...

You,Hugh,and Jay, there's a trio of Self-Appointed Smear-Arists and propaganda choreographers,all in bed together!If Jay and Hugh had their way ,West Rogers Pk would sink to that East Rogers Pk "paradise" that You love to hate ,but don't leave either.

thrumyeyesinc said...

Referring to Hugh's post:Now Hugh presumes to be all-knowing on who calls the Alderman? I am truly amazed that YOU sunk as LOW as you did to help a Smear of Stone,in fact you obviously CREATED it.Mutual aquaintances say they had thought you were a person of integrity,but they see otherwise after this. The ONE you damaged with your TRICK from your knees is yourelf.

thrumyeyesinc said...

Since I was there ,I know that the only one next to the Ald.was you Craig,sitting on his left -there was no one on his right ,as he was at the end of the row, so tell us Broken Heart: Who nudged him?!The Evanston Police Chief is the one who asked Ald. Stone to come forward and to speak-and he responded immediatly-tell us Broken Heart-is that sleep walking followed by sleep-talking

The North Coast said...

Hey, "thrumyeyes" from what I'm seeing of recent crime stats, Bernie's ward IS sinking to the level we have just managed to rise above, and for the same reason: the alderman is asleep at the wheel, in this case literally. The crime is getting totally out of hand over there, though that was a pristine nabe just 5 years ago.

Nothing personal wrong with Bernie, who I will admit has done a much better job than our worthless incumbant. That, however, is not saying much. Bernie is past his time and needs to turn the helm over to someone more energetic. Bernie is not keeping up with changing times.

Craig Gernhardt said...

thrumyeyesinc said... "so tell us Broken Heart: Who nudged him? The Evanston Police Chief is the one who asked Ald. Stone to come forward and to speak"

In which Alderman Stone didn't respond.

thrumyeyesinc then said... "and he responded immediatly"

After Pat Camden nudged him to wake up and said your turn Alderman Stone.

Now I got a question for you. Are you that softball question tossing tv host named Sonny? If so, how about inviting Bernie and I on the show to discuss the matter.

Hillari said...

Stone is another example of Chicago politics as usual. Another alderman who should have never been voted back in office. Sleeping on the job. . .I'm not surprised.

Anonymous said...

I don't think Stone cares much for Moore for the same reasons as Rainey - 49th ward criminal activity spilling over into their wards. Though I'm sure they also have their own share.

thrumyeyesinc said...

No,I'm not "Sonny",Gernhardt.Sonny, who?I am someone who is disgusted by what you did .Since you view youself as some kind of East Rogers Park (49th ward) Cult hero,why did you even create that disgusting act-to please Hugh and Jay,your hate- obsessed bedmates in a Menage-a-hate!?

thrumyeyesinc said...

hey north coast,Do you actually think East Rogers Park is "rising" to lower crime?Last night sure was a GREAT EXAMPLE of how crime is down in the 49th ward People's Paradise!Since things are now so good,to the East,Gernhardt should call this blog the "Joyful Heart of Rogers Park" and the domain name should be :"Morse Avenue Heaven".

Isaac Marshall said...

thru my eyes:

the guy was asleep. he's old. quit crying because your buddy got caught.

DorothyParker007 said...

I hear when he sleeps he sings "old man river to the tune of "Walk this way"
Tell me, kind sir, is that really true?

Hugh said...

In the chambers
The council chambers
Our Bernie sleeps tonight
In the meeting
The quiet meeting
Our Bernie sleeps tonight

A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh
A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh
A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh
A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh
A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh
A-wimoweh, a wimoweh
A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh
A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh

Near the district
The 24th district
Our Bernie sleeps tonight
Near the gangsters
The worsening gangsters
Our Bernie sleeps tonight

A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh
A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh
A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh
A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh
A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh
A-wimoweh, a wimoweh
A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh
A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh

Hush, my darling
Don't complain my darling
Our Bernie sleeps tonight
Hush, my darling
Don't cry my darling
Our Bernie sleeps tonight

thrumyeyesinc said...

So,you intend to join the HATE-STONE ORGY!Remember,actions have reactions and the 50th Ward doesn't want,and certainly doesn't need another SELF-APPOINTED "Community Savior" Carpetbagging to get himself a seat on the HATE-TRAIN!Keep your BROKEN HEART IN THE 49TH WARD HELLHOLE you love to HATE!

Hugh said...

We don't hate Stone, we LOVE him!

WE are the ones who think he should be allowed to RETIRE with dignity so he can nap as much as he wants as long as he wants.

YOU want to prop him up in office and drag him out in public because you can't find anyone else to run who will agree to protect your jobs.

thrumyeyesinc said...

Hugh's crudeness has no bounds.Hugh is an anti-incumbent Hate-Monger who lies and puts false interpretations of public records to smear public officials ,whether it be Stone,Moore,Daley,etc. What readers familiar with Hugh's serial posts realize is that from his complete scorn of all Elected Officials,only one conclusion can be drawn-HUGH IS AN ANARCHIST WHO DOESN'T SUPPORT DEMOCRACY!

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