In celebration of Joe Moore's national recognition for fostering diverse retail options in our community, we humbly offer...
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas,Dear neighbors,
My Rogers Park true love gave to me...
12 high school students rumbling,
11 coppers snoozing,
10 developers grafting,
9 special service area workers leaning,
8 24-ounce malt liquors,
7 stabbing victims,
6 geese, free-range and hand-fed,
5 armed robberies!
4 do-nothing aldermanic staffers,
3 piles of gravel,
2 corner boyz dealing,
and a red-capped vial of crack!
Please commemorate YOUR favorite Rogers Park holiday gift items in the comments! Thanks!
29 comments:
Craig, who composed this? Did YOU create this?? I love it!
I'm gonna copy-paste it and credit it to your blog and send it around
We should put that tune to tape and post it.
It should end with:
And Joe Moore took another bribe!
living by the lake, I see the coppers reading their papers and snoozing right in the middle of the park at the end of Rogers street. They need their rest.
9 gooners gooning
one pile of shit a-lying.
left on your lawn?
or the one they call Moore?
3 lakeside animal sacrifices.
10 crack whores whoring
keep 'em coming, folks!
we can make this an annual event, like the Injun Summer in the Trib or Yes, Virginia in the NYT
seven slumlords scamming
i like the piles of gravel
ofcourse,
our local monument.
Two Ceasefire circle prayers.
2 streetscapes coming..(next year)
This one's for Mary Jane.
Nine years for slumlord.
Seven pounds of pate...
oh, wait, you already made reference to that. Damn...
One Gatway Mall...
12 years of claiming to have built a fire house
11 years of taking credit for Morse Ave. streetscape
10 years of declaring crime is down
9 years of boasting about all the businesses he's brought to RP
Oh this could go on forever.
5 dollar stores!
And an alderman who doesn't give a damn!
fyi the pic you have posted does not accurately depict the narcotics pacakging for crack cocaine in our neighborhod or city, just so people know what to look for ill post if you want
9 Thugs a-thugging
8 hoes a-bartering
7 storefronts empty
6 dogs a-crapping
5 fake gold rings
4 stumbling drunks
3 pot holes
2 car alarms
and a camera on a light pole...
seven story building
The monster Joe and his developer contributer want to squeeze onto Sheridan.
Two more years of Joey
8 shriekers typing,7 lurkers cursing, 6 cops retiring, 5 vegans slurping, 4 more years of joeing, 3 days of festing, 2 lonely bloggers, and 1 runner running (again)...
Is that what the police are doing parked up by the lake? Sometimes I see them parked over by the tennis courts or the bathrooms. Now I can see it in the summer but I do wonder what they are doing when it's winter and the only person I see around is me and one or two others with their dogs! LOL - doesn't seem like a big crime wave
five rotten terms
1 shower for craig
CHANGE THE TITLE TO ITS TRUE NAME,
"THE 12 DAYS OF GHETTO PARK CHRISTMAS"
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